Fuck you, asshat.

Too busy to be pissed off anymore, you can find me here.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:36:52 -0400

Too busy to be pissed off anymore, you can find me here.

Fantastic Mr Fox

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:55:13 -0400

This is NOT a rage against Fantastic Mr Fox, this is a rage against everyone who refuses to see it, or didn’t like it, because of the use of stop-motion animation. I’ve had three people, most young, use that as an excuse now, saying ‘preschoolers could do better’. Um, no, they couldn’t. God, you’re so spoiled these days with your polished animations. I’m not necessarily knocking the new technologies in animation, I’m just saying have some appreciation for its history and how far it’s come. Personally, I think the story line for FMF fits stop-motion animation perfectly, there’s a certain quirkiness about the film that could have been lost through CGI. What really annoys me too is that they seem to think that it’s rough around the edges by accident? No, it’s called an aesthetic losers. There’s no camera shake, that’s technique, everything that looks rough is done on purpose. They COULD have made it with CGI or they could have made a more polished stop-motion (think Wallace and Gromit) but there’s something so delightfully kitsch about the film’s aesthetic that would have been lost if they’d done it any other way. People took the time to hand craft that movie, so stop being so ignorant and open your minds a little.

Why do people feel the need to occupy the stall next to you in public bathrooms when there are...

Mon, 03 May 2010 04:29:08 -0400

Why do people feel the need to occupy the stall next to you in public bathrooms when there are usually like eight others free? If they want to hear me urinate that bad I’ll just knock em up an mp3 next time.

No Justin Bieber, no, no I will not love you. I just...

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 06:33:34 -0400

No Justin Bieber, no, no I will not love you. I just can’t. When I see pictures of you or hear your songs alarms go off in my head, “DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE.” I legit thought you were twelve years old Justin Bieber, and I could almost deal with that. Like, “aww but he’s just a kid, let him have a go!” But.. you’re sixteen. You.. you don’t sound sixteen sweetie… Or look it. I mean… I think, I think you need some help… some like.. Growth hormones.. Or.. Corrective surgery… Or.. Something.. (also you’d think with all that money you’d be able to afford a decent haircut, I’M JUST SAYING).

In case you can’t deduce from the past few fyfo posts, I WORK IN RETAIL. So prepare over the...

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:01:39 -0400

In case you can’t deduce from the past few fyfo posts, I WORK IN RETAIL. So prepare over the coming days for an onslaught of ‘things I hate about retail’ posts. To get the posts a’rollin (yes tumblr I know that isn’t a word, I just made it up, now away with your red squiggly lines!) I’ll begin with this: PUT THINGS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM! Displays can take up a lot of time, we don’t all get drunk on tequila and play pin the shoe on the store front! Well.. Not regularly.

"Mosquitoes are the most unnecessary insects on the face of the planet."

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:26:00 -0500

“Mosquitoes are the most unnecessary insects on the face of the planet.”

- Frogs can just eat flies, fussy bitches.

People who come into stores at 5:25 PM have clearly never worked in retail.

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:05:55 -0500

People who come into stores at 5:25 PM have clearly never worked in retail.

TRAINS IN SHOPPING CENTRES, DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BEEP AT...

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:27:00 -0500

TRAINS IN SHOPPING CENTRES, DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BEEP AT ME, I’M A PEDESTRIAN, GIVE WAY ASSHOLE.

On the side, is this an Australian thing? Do any shopping centers internationally have these things? I NEED TO KNOW.

Everyone makes a huge big deal about the ‘their, they’re, there’ thing, but I...

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:10:06 -0500

Everyone makes a huge big deal about the ‘their, they’re, there’ thing, but I think there’s one worse… Loose and lose. You know that sound Sideshow Bob makes when he steps on a rake? EVERY TIME.

The followers of this blog are so loyal, I love it… but because this is a blog about ranting...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:57:57 -0500

The followers of this blog are so loyal, I love it… but because this is a blog about ranting I’m going to have a say about everyone who doesn’t follow this blog. One word: douchebangers.

Customer: Do you have this in any other colours?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:32:47 -0500

Customer: Do you have this in any other colours?
Mind: YES, YES WE DO. WE HAVE 8293748923 OTHER COLOURS SITTING OUT BACK, WE JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED PUTTING THEM OUT ON DISPLAY, COZ YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. HELL, I BARELY NEED THIS JOB, SHOW YOURSELF TO THE BACK ROOM.
Polite Self: No sorry, everything on display is all we have! Let me know if you need anything else :)
Mind: THROWS GRENADE.

sliceofmurder: so people can’t drive worth a shit at night. “OH MY GOD?!!! WHAT IS THIS INKY DARK...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:19:20 -0500

sliceofmurder:

so people can’t drive worth a shit at night.

“OH MY GOD?!!! WHAT IS THIS INKY DARK SUBSTANCE SURROUNDING MY FEILD OF VISION?!?! WHY WONT IT GO AWAY?!?!! MAYBE IF I SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND MAKE IDIOT TURNS, THEN THE INKY MONSTER WILL GO AWAY!!”

morons, if you cannot drive at night, please burn your eyes out with a crack lighter.

Please pour burning meth into your eyeballs.

THESE FAMILY BUMPERS STICKERS THINGS, THEY FILL ME WITH...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:10:43 -0500

THESE FAMILY BUMPERS STICKERS THINGS, THEY FILL ME WITH RAAAAAAAGGEEEE. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY?! I THINK I JUST HATE BUMPER STICKERS, PERIOD.

"People who use the phrase “years young” should have their young years cut short."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:19:00 -0400

“People who use the phrase “years young” should have their young years cut short.”

- This isn’t how to try and reclaim your youth, maybe try a convertible?

The next screaming child I come across will be placed in a large metal box. Once this is done, I...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:23:23 -0400

The next screaming child I come across will be placed in a large metal box. Once this is done, I will proceed to beat down on said box with a baseball bat, just so they can understand what they sound like to me.

This isn’t cute. This is really, REALLY disturbing. Please...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:03:34 -0400

This isn’t cute. This is really, REALLY disturbing. Please stop dressing your dogs in people clothes. Hell, please stop MAKING people clothes for dogs. PLEASE.

I hate you new bedroom lights. Who puts flurosecents in a bedroom? Douchebaggy electricians,...

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:47:40 -0400

I hate you new bedroom lights. Who puts flurosecents in a bedroom? Douchebaggy electricians, that’s who. Oh, fyi: we don’t call electricians over to change light bulbs, they had to rewire our lights and then replace them. ANYWAY: I’d like to have light the minute I flick the switch, not go “Oh golly, it sure would be swell to be able to go into my room without stubbing my toe five minutes from now!” Asswipes.

thelittlecrankyone: Attn; Ms. Taylor Momsen. You are a sixteen-year-old upper-class girl living in...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:23:41 -0400

thelittlecrankyone:

Attn; Ms. Taylor Momsen.

You are a sixteen-year-old upper-class girl living in America, playing a sixteen-year-old upper-class girl living in America. Kindly hop the fuck down off your high horse and stop living vicariously through Cortney Love’s past. Give up the microphone, put your pants back on and let it go.

Because I know how much Lily and Anna appreciate Taylor Momsen rants.

Keep your cats in check people. I don’t want to be woken up in the middle of the night by the...

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:40:48 -0400

Keep your cats in check people. I don’t want to be woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of two cats going at it, not again. Have you ever heard that sound? Do you know what that sounds like to a person half drunk from sleep? It sounds like the end of the world, that’s what it sounds like.

sliceofmurder: harpy: Why do people NOT from L.A. wear the “L.A.” hats? Stop. You don’t live here...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:46:55 -0400

sliceofmurder:

harpy:

Why do people NOT from L.A. wear the “L.A.” hats?

Stop.

You don’t live here and you look like a douche.

People in L.A wearing the “L.A” hats.

period miss. Period.

WE KNOW WE ARE IN L.A

have any of these people actually paid attention to L.A?

it’s not that great.

the hills combust spontaniously

morons crawl these streets dancing to some retard calypso beat.

plastic wayfarers EVERYWHERE.

same goes for the morons wearing the blue L.A jackets.

THE FUCK?!

our public education is shit.

our public transport is shit.

our budget is shit.

yet you does may can has L.A caps pree?

PLEASE FALL FACE FIRST INTO A WOODCHIPPER.