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- Customer: Do you have this in any other colours?
- Mind: YES, YES WE DO. WE HAVE 8293748923 OTHER COLOURS SITTING OUT BACK, WE JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED PUTTING THEM OUT ON DISPLAY, COZ YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. HELL, I BARELY NEED THIS JOB, SHOW YOURSELF TO THE BACK ROOM.
- Polite Self: No sorry, everything on display is all we have! Let me know if you need anything else :)
- Mind: THROWS GRENADE.
ca. 2 years ago