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I hate you new bedroom lights. Who puts flurosecents in a bedroom? Douchebaggy electricians, that’s who. Oh, fyi: we don’t call electricians over to change light bulbs, they had to rewire our lights and then replace them. ANYWAY: I’d like to have light the minute I flick the switch, not go “Oh golly, it sure would be swell to be able to go into my room without stubbing my toe five minutes from now!” Asswipes.