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I’m sick of walking out the front door into an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Lately there have been these kamikaze type swallows, I didn’t even know we had those in this part of the country. Not to mention the magpies and the constant war between the miner birds and crows. Today was the best so far though, all of the crazy local birds I’ve learnt to put up with had a common enemy, a motherfucking hawk. A HAWK. We never, EVER get them. So today this hawk was just being attacked by at least two dozen birds, to the point where I actually had to turn around and walk back in the opposite direction. The birds have never been this crazy (‘cept the magpies, but they’re just batshit) so I have a theory as to why they’re acting like this. Sugar. Sugar and energy drinks. ADD is spreading from humans to animals, seriously. Keep watching the stars.