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Oh my God GI-Joe was AWFUL

extrafirmhold:

I know, I know, anyone could have told me that. But I couldn’t help myself, it had SOME Transformers connection, if only via Hasbro. And YES, early screentests said it fared worse than Marci X and Serving Sara. BUT MY GOD, there is a reason everyone hates Sienna Miller, who throughout the film, NEVER WEARS A BREAST PLATE, despite the constant threat of BULLETS TO THE HEART. However I was swayed ever so slightly when she displayed two very strong demonstrations of faggotry. 1) A giant, cleavage-accentuating fur wrap with an absence of a warm scarf in the ARCTIC TUNDRA. 2) Pointing a gun at a civilian and screaming “GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR. I LIKE YOUR SHOES”. Oh SIENNA. All in all, five points for the blatant chauvinism, minus eighty points for Joseph Gordan Levitt. PLUS forty thousand points for a Brendan Fraser ‘cameo’. I give it none out of five ipods.

See? We weren’t the only ones who hated it. We tried to tell you, we really did.