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Why Public Transport Sucks Part II

Now my children, an anecdote, just for you. There was a dude on the bus, high as a kite, threatening repeatedly (and loudly) to kill the bus driver. Nobody knew what to do, how do you reason with that? I tried to count how many times he said “Don’t make me kill you! I never kill in front of children!” …So… you’ve killed before? You just don’t kill if there are children to witness it. Hmm, you sir are a barrel full of fun. So the entire time everyone was just praying this dude would shut up/get the hell out/implode when it becomes apparent he’s getting off at the next stop. Which just happened to be my stop, it was so much fun I can’t even tell you.