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Attention (Insert Your Country’s Name Here) Idol & Dancing With The Stars, please do the world a favour and just disappear. Forever. Or at least, give us a break. Yes, a break would be nice…. Really nice… In fact.. Okay, sticking to the original plan: It’s time for these shows to go the way of Old Yeller. Take a leaf out of Big Brother’s book and just go away. Actually, get one up on Big Brother and quit now! Quick, whilst you.. hem.. still have your …dignity?