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Lily: First and foremost, for those of you who have no clue what V is, let me enlighten you. V is not just the twenty second letter in the alphabet, or even a fashion magazine. Nay, my friends, V is brilliance in a can. V is crack in liquid form.

Then why, you ask, are you ranting about this? I’ll tell you why. Because some motherfucker decided to put this shit in a bottle; a bottle that I currently cannot open. WHY. THE. FUCK. WOULD. YOU. EVEN.