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SCREW YOU, ROLAND EMMERICH. SCREW. YOUUUUUUU. I was quite content to just NOT be paranoid about the whole 2012 BS. I was just going to ignore it for the next few years and then be like, “Oh what’s this? The world’s not ending? ..So who’s shouting the next round?” or, alternatively “Oh what’s this? An apocalypse, whodathunkit?” Now you’re making a fucking MOVIE about it? How am I supposed to shove the notion of the world coming to an end to the furthest corner of my brain now? I’m going to having nightmares about four horsemen for the next three years. Thanks a lot douchebag.
Sidenote: did this trailer seriously tell me to google 2012 at the end? I take back my calling you a douchebag, you’ve been upgraded to a douchebanger. No, you are now Captain Douchebanger of the Fail Express, all afuckingboard.