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I can’t believe I wasted 14 dollars on this shit.
I’m talking about GI Joe. I had one friend turn to me and ask if I wanted to leave. Unfortunately we couldn’t. The person who drove us was enjoying it too much. Barf. The only thing that made me smile was that this one dude just looked like Stephen K Amos after a shitload of free weights and protein shakes.
See?
Anyway, I got so bored during this movie that halfway through I decided to attach the word ‘cunt’ to the end of every sentence. These were my favourites:
- “Now you know what it’s like to be a Monster Cunt.”
- “Imagine life with her cunt.”
- “What is he doing with her cunt?”
- “So that’s what this is about? Cunt.”
Now… The absolute winner.. drum roll pleasssssseeeeee….
“YOU WILL CALL ME COMMANDER CUNT.”Aye aye captain!
In short: this movie sucks, save your money for important things. Heck, anything, ANYTHING would be better then wasting your money on this. Go buy an art farm. I don’t think they go for that much these days, you could buy two. Have a fucking 12 course meal at McDonald’s. Get your shoes cobbled, I DON’T CARE. JUST DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
