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sproutology:

Dear Taylor Momsen (aka Jenny Humphrey off Gossip Girl),

If your shorts are so short that people have to pause and think about whether or not they are shorts, then they are too short. You might as well be wearing nothing at all, pretty much.

Short and simple,
Macy.

 TAYLOR FUCKING MOMSEN. Don’t even get me started on this retarded bitch ho. She’s like a baby version of Gaga. I’m not entirely sure which of ‘em is worse, but lemme just say if I saw either on the street I would not hesitate to beat those bitches down. With a pimp cane. YEAH. I WENT THERE.