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THESE JEANS/TIGHTS THINGS. I googled them, and the first site to come up was AUSTRALIAN. I’m pretty sure we’re in the middle of some JT (haha Justin Timberlake, NO. JEAN-TIGHTS) epidemic. I’m also pretty sure that this epidemic is exclusive to the Gold fucking Coast, coz the minute I see someone wearing these anywhere else, I also see about five hundred other people staring at the offender with a face not dissimilar (DOUBLE NEGATIVE) to one of the following:

• >:(
• >:o
• :’(

You cannot wear these like actual jeans. Hell, YOU SHOULDN’T BE WEARING THEM AT ALL, GO BUY ACTUAL JEANS. These things are the third fucking antichrist, I swear it.